Birthday Child, holding back-issue of diocesan newspaper: Can I cut this up?
Me: Um, what is it?
Birthday Child: It has our deacon on it.
Me: What are you planning to do with it?
Birthday Child: I’m making a piñata.
Me: So are you planning to tell our deacon that you’re cutting up his picture so your friends can come over and beat it with sticks?
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