UPDATE:
- The SuperHusband thanks you. Mission accomplished.
- Since I found it difficult to read the results in graphic format, here’s a link to the spreadsheet where you can see them all.
- People are like, “Oh really, how fabulous are your readers, Jen?” And now I have documented evidence to back up my claims. Y’all are hilarious.
. . . is to fill out this survey on how you acquired your superness:
Jen’s Survey of Fabulous Readers
The reason you are doing this is because the SuperHusband is tasked with putting together a survey for a project, and he was under the impression he needed to use an expensive and limited survey service, when actually, thanks to the powers of Big Brother Big Shifty Uncle Google Who’s Probably No Worse Than The Other Snake Oil Salesmen, it is not necessary to pay for someone to collect up all your secrets to sell to the Russians, you can do it for free.
So no, I’m not asking for any secret information. Okay, yes I am. I want to find out what makes you so super. Oh just go look.
(Things I’m not asking for: Your name, your e-mail address, your birth-century, your mother’s maiden name, your childhood pet, one picture of you and only you . . . none of that. You’ll see. It’s just a sample survey so the SuperHusband can watch data be collected and see how it works. In this case, he’ll be learning all about the causes of your superness, so make it good.)
Photo courtesy of Wikimedia, CC 4.0 . . . this is what turned up when I did a search on “poll.” Go figure. At no point in the survey do I directly ask you for the size of your fish. There is a short-answer space where you could mention that if applicable, though. Just sayin’.