What shotgun do priests use?
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He also observes:
Bishops like to wield the . . . M7 Priest.
The tank best used for claiming the Promised Land is the . . . M1 Abrams.
And after 40 years in the desert, you might also want the . . . Jericho 941.
In case of Saracens, consider the . . . F-8 Crusader.
And if under fire from Demons or Hellcats, you might ask for assistance from the . . . Blue Angels and VCF-13 Saints.