My Offspring.

Me:  Get your work done while I take a shower.  I’m going to do the check-off at 2pm, because I have the catechist meeting tonight, so I can’t check you off after dinner.

Child: I want to go!

Me: ?  Um.  Why would you want to go to a catechist meeting?

Child: I want to hear you talk.

Me:  You hear me talk all day long.

Child: I want to hear about catechist stuff.

Me:  The DRE might switch plans and not have me talk.

Child: There might be soda.

[Ah.  Yes.  Now you sound like a normal child.  Whew.]

Me: Yes, there will almost certainly be soda.  They are serving pizza.

Child: Pleeaaase can I go?

Me: It’s out of the question if your homework is not done.

–> Child panics, drops toys, runs to desk, starts working diligently.

Is it the soda or the catechist talk?  I don’t know.  If she gets the homework done, I guess I let her come?  Or tell her she can stay home and watch Anne of Avonlea instead.  That would work.

5 thoughts on “My Offspring.

    1. You bet. (Maryland.) Jon gave the left-behinds soda at home. It really was for the best, ended up talking with DRE and another catechist until 10, while my seven-year-old (in tow due to piano lessons right before meeting) ate the chocolate Santa her piano teacher had given her.

      Irony: One of the points I had to bring up was parents complaining about too much candy being given out in class. Next time I’ll have to amend it to say: Unless you are giving a large slab of chocolate to a child who has to sit through a long adult meeting right after.

  1. FYI for those who are wondering, those two comments just above are from a certain child of mine who accidentally left a comment using *my* account rather than her own. [I sometimes do the same thing with her account. Logout. Logout. Always logout on shared computers.]

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