Up the Register is a list of indulgences available to you this Holy Week & Easter. You were probably going to do some of these things anyway. Now with just a tiny bit of tweaking, your sorry self can get someone out of purgatory.
If the idea of indulgences makes you want to nail something to a door, Catholic Answers has all kinds of info here on why you don’t need to panic.
In other news, the Babylon Bee wins the Easter Myth-a-thon with “Confirmed: Resurrection Was Complex April Fool’s Day Joke That Got Disciples Tortured, Killed.” Everyone’s just upside-down with laughter over that crazy where’s-the-body prank the disciples pulled.
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